I told Brandie how I heard Prince’s “7” for the first time in forever this morning, and she informed me that my daughter has absolutely no knowledge of the work of The Artist.

How, in fact, do I impart knowledge of the Sexy Motherfucker without using the term “Sexy Motherfucker” in front of a 10 year old?

davidkendall
davidkendall:

saberomega:

infectedwithrage:

"The homeowner had been living alone in the five bedroom home, and the spare room was on the second floor. She hadn’t been in there in months. Her visiting son was the one to discover the nightmare and realized a window had been left open the whole time."
"In that nest, there must have been up to 700 queen wasps," Birkett told The Guardian. “It’s amazing that the woman didn’t realize she was living with them..”

Not. Enough. Fire.

Fire, hell.
We’d move.

Nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

davidkendall:

saberomega:

infectedwithrage:

"The homeowner had been living alone in the five bedroom home, and the spare room was on the second floor. She hadn’t been in there in months. Her visiting son was the one to discover the nightmare and realized a window had been left open the whole time."

"In that nest, there must have been up to 700 queen wasps," Birkett told The Guardian. “It’s amazing that the woman didn’t realize she was living with them..”

Not. Enough. Fire.

Fire, hell.

We’d move.

Nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

rifftraxmike
rifftraxmike:

greggorysshocktheater:

brudesworld:
"My, I bet you monsters lead interesting lives. I said to my girlfriend just the other day - Gee, I’ll bet monsters are interesting, I said. The places you must go and the places you must see, my stars! And I’ll bet you meet a lot of interesting people, too. I’m always interested in meeting interesting people."

As a kid I had no idea what the joke was here but I loved it so much. To that: I’ve never bought it when executives would complain, “It’s too obscure, you need to make it relevant to today’s 18-34…” etc. Nonsense. A child of five can understand the dynamic here and that something funny is going on and still enjoy it. The kid doesn’t then complain to mother, “I know it’s funny but is it relevant to my age group?” Especially if there are older siblings laughing.Bugs is a towering legend.

rifftraxmike:

greggorysshocktheater:

brudesworld:

"My, I bet you monsters lead interesting lives. I said to my girlfriend just the other day - Gee, I’ll bet monsters are interesting, I said. The places you must go and the places you must see, my stars! And I’ll bet you meet a lot of interesting people, too. I’m always interested in meeting interesting people."

As a kid I had no idea what the joke was here but I loved it so much. 

To that: I’ve never bought it when executives would complain, “It’s too obscure, you need to make it relevant to today’s 18-34…” etc. Nonsense. A child of five can understand the dynamic here and that something funny is going on and still enjoy it. The kid doesn’t then complain to mother, “I know it’s funny but is it relevant to my age group?” Especially if there are older siblings laughing.

Bugs is a towering legend.