January 2012
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It all counts.
I wrote this back in August to the manager of the local BD’s Mongolian:
I just wanted to pass you a note about a great experience we had at your restaurant tonight. Not that we’ve ever had a bad night; the servers are always helpful, the grillers are always spot on, and the ingredients are always top quality. But I did want to give special commendation to the clown that was in the...
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If something good wanted to happen sometime today,...
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I was kind of hoping...
…that with today being the Chinese New Year, and that we’re entering the Year of the Dragon, that there would be a Steam sale on Skyrim.
Then again, I guess celebrating a creature by inviting people to kill it doesn’t exactly flow.
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Fausto Carmona is not Fausto Carmona →
Jorge Arangure of ESPN.com passes along word from reporter Yancen Pujols that Indians right-hander Fausto Carmona was arrested in the Dominican Republic and is being charged with using a false identity.
According to Pujols, Dominican police arrested Carmona–whose real name is apparently Roberto Hernandez Heredia–while he was leaving the American consulate after renewing his visa.
Me: I am going to sleep hard tonight.
B: I was about to go to bed when you said you were on your way home. Figured you'd want me to make you some food.
Me: I can make my own food!
B: You'd just shovel a bowl of cereal into your face.
Me: I... Uh... Yeah, you're right.
Yuengling Is Now America's Largest Brewer →
fuckyeahbeer:
Yuengling takes the number one spot.
DAMN RIGHT
HA HA I'M USING WIKIPEDIA AGAIN →
I see these screenshots and videos of Windows 8, and I cannot accurately describe how much I hate the Metro UI. I see it in action, and I get physically upset.
“Gentlemen, we could withstand the blackout of Wikipedia, but now that the tumblr...”
– Nobody.
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mastodonstorm replied to your photo
I really hope JD was just jerkin’ your chain…
He is; he’s a co-worker. We’re actually doing a podcast together. I was going to link the second episode here, but the guy doing the editing fucked it up, and didn’t realize he fucked it up until after he sent his computer in for repairs.
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footagenotfound replied to your video: Why did the Packers lose? Because this woman put…
Well, that and she wore her Clay Matthews jersey. What kind of dolt would do that?
I KNOW. Clearly, Megan doesn’t understand the intricacies of what goes into a Super Bowl championship.
May Payne 3 Delayed →
No no no NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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How Many Episodes of MST3k Can You Name? →
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Drunk Ron Swanon →
