December 2007
“We tune, because we care.”
– Phil, after some jerkoff on TV broke out his guitar and played the WORST chord I’ve ever heard.
“And to “Luis the Lifeguard”, FUCK YOU! I’ll drown my food in...”
– YouTube Comment. I don’t know why this comment cracks me up, but it does.
I think I’m going to start a movement against ranch dressing.
I reluctantly agreed to take my older sister’s computer home “to clean it up” (whatever that means).
I didn’t realize that her computer used to be my computer… 11 years ago.
This… will be interesting.
A Sleep-Replacement Drug? →
Sign me up. Sign me the hell up.
Honestly. There were a couple of nights back in college where I stayed up all night and did some phenomenal work both in papers, web design, you name it… only to be found later passed out in my office at the student radio station.
Give the Gift of BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES →
If I wasn’t supremely broke, I would be in on this. Not only is it actually beneficial (pollination, honey, etc), but it’s hilarious (Merry Christmas, here’s some BEEEEEES).
Flying Bra Lawsuit →
This fucking town.
“Liberty itself has allowed the American public to freely choose passivity,...”
– Jim Kunstler (thanks, AZspot). Brilliant.
Everything you know about absinthe is wrong. →
I didn’t even realize it was legal now. Cool. (via meanreds)
Merry Christmas to All, and to all a good night.
C'mon, she encourages her kid to eat like a pig,...
A Christmas Story is even more entertaining if you pretend the father is bi-polar and the mother is an alcoholic. (via toldorknown, funny enough, I tend to think the opposite)
I had a dream that the promicin shot from The 4400 was real, except without that whole “50% chance you’ll bleed from every orifice and die” thing. So the only ethical question surrounding it was gaining a supernatural ability vs. probable future persecution.
And for whatever reason, I was too chickenshit to take the shot.
“If I were Antonio Banderas, and I had a voice like Antonio Banderas… I...”
– Me. I admit it, I’ve got a mancrush on him. What of it?
When I was growing up, the lady across the street from us would always make tamales around Christmas. Today, while visiting Mom, we made it across the street, and I got some more tamales.
Fantastic.
Big ups to Miroslav Satan, who scored his 666th career point last night. If he would have waited a week, he could have done it against the New Jersey Devils.
Just watched Don Cherry for the first time in a long time. It was freaking phenomenal. He even dropped an “I’m OUT” at the end of it.
“It’s sort of odd to think about Kevin and Bill and I. We’ve done radio pilots,...”
– Mike Nelson, on his continued work with Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy (via here)
“tom baldwin
is dead
diana skouris
is dead
jordan collier
is dead
shawn...”
– Ira Steven Behr on the cancellation of _The 4400_
I watched a few videos of some guys playing Worms Armageddon, and now I really want to play. I’ve never gotten it to work in XP, though.
Update: I don’t know why it failed all those other times, but this time it worked splendidly.
For reasons I can’t understand, I’ve woken up at 7am 3 days straight. This is supposed to be my vacation, damnit!
4400 86'ed →
Damnit Damnit Damnit. Damnit.
Duke Nukem Forever Teaser Debuts on Shacknews →
10 years in the making, and it looks like hell.
(Required Reading)
“Man, they got that tree lit up like a Christmas Tr… oh. Right.”
– Me. I’m a real moron sometimes.
Internet Explorer 8 and Acid2: A Milestone →
They did it! They actually did it!
(via marco via Dailymeh)
“Pete Rose thinks players who use steroids and other performance-enhancing drugs...”
– In other news, the Heat Miser thinks scientists are making a mockery of global warming.
(via ESPN)
A spot I recorded for work. When I first picked up...
An IM Infatuation Turned to Romance. Then the... →
More proof that The Internet Makes You Stupid.
(via peterwknox)
Mp3Sparks.com →
Looks like it’s the rebirth of allofmp3.com.
Wikigroaning 3 →
As much as I dig Wikipedia, I’ll never get sick of this. Favorite pair: Miranda Rights < Don’t Tase Me Bro
The Worst Films Of 2007 - The A.V. Club →
I guess I don’t have a problem with Elliot Gould playing God as long as God gets to dress like Reuben from Ocean’s 11. (via travors)
I was mulling what would make a good new goal horn...
When Tumblr first rolled out v3.0, it bothered me that I was now stuck seeing other people’s posts in the dashboard. Weeks later, I relish it.
“The Bruins, an Original Six franchise, are a distant fourth in a competitive New...”
– From Puck-rakers, a CBJ Blog run by the Columbus Dispatch.
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I can always tell when I’m about to get sick. For two days or so, my voice drops to where it sounds like I actually belong on radio.
