January 2009
This isn’t so much “Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve” as it is “Dick Clark’s New Year’s Depress the Crap Out Of You Eve”. Good God, he sounds worse than ever.
On 2008
I’ve made a couple of mentions about how 2008 can simply blow me. And, honestly, it has been one of the hardest years yet. But there’s one thing that I keep coming back to that kind of tempers its awfulness. It wasn’t but a couple of years ago that my marriage was near collapse. I was one misplaced set of keys from losing everything. This year, however, B and I celebrated our 5...
Barkley's DUI: The Rest of the Story →
From TSG:
When I asked the question “Where were you going?”, he told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat. He asked me to admit that she was “hot.” He asked me, “You want the truth?” When I told him I did he said, “I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job.” He then...
December 2008
“I’ll be thinking of you while I’m sitting in the cold!”
– Boomer. That lucky bastard has tickets to the Winter Classic. I told him that it’s a little weird he’ll be thinking of me while his nipples are hard.
rulesformyunbornson:
REQUIRED LISTENING: Dropkick...
30GB Zunes Failing Everywhere, All At Once →
They’re calling it Y2K9, which is kind of hilarious.
If the archive can be trusted (and I don’t know that for sure, as a couple posts are showing up multiple times), December has been by far my most active month since I started this blog in March ‘07.
Congratulations, Tumblr, I don’t think I’ve stuck with any kind of blogging platform this long ever. Well, okay, I think I had an OpenDiary for a while. DON’T JUDGE ME.
“Hi… I’m in Delaware.”
– Wayne’s World. You know it’s a good day when I can work THAT obscure of a quote into a sportscast.
Anybody want to do a sports-focused group tumblr? I think we could have a shitload of fun with it.
m@culbreath.us
B: What is with that mon.thly thing on your blog?
Matt: Well, did you click on it?
B: Hell, I signed up for it!
KSK's Hater’s Guide to the Postseason: Atlanta... →
You will overlook white Falcons fans. Besides being incredibly disloyal, they, along with the media, will heap all the praise on Mike Smith and Matt Ryan for the Falcons playoff run, conveniently ignoring the contributions of Michael Turner, Roddy White and John Abraham. Way to follow the Paula Deen Diet, you fat fucks.
You will ignore the black Falcons fans. Matt Ryan could win the next eight...
Breakfast foods that are also verbs
magicmolly:
Roll, waffle, butter, jam, milk, pancake, ham (it up), egg (on)
Toast?
I called my health insurance provider to ask a question, and I’m now on hold to talk to a rep.
Let’s see how long this goes. 11:11am is when the music began.
Update: 11:14am. Wow, that wasn’t too bad at all. I wait longer to talk to my actual doctor.
“This is not any traditional “paid” position…”
– The latest craze to hit the radio job boards. Ugh.
Mon.thly →
onemoretimewithfeeling:
Anyone else using Mon.thly not able to forward the calendar through to ‘09?
(to self) Oh, hey, what is this, some new calendar app? You know, I never did get used to using 30boxes, maybe this could be worth a look…
Click.
Oh… oh… oh God…
Can someone explain to me why I can’t stop watching “The Deadliest Catch”? And why I can’t stop thinking about the camera crews stuck with these guys?
daleena:
mrc:
daleena:
My new tattoo is kicking ass tonight, i have already gotten hit on by 2 minotaurs and a Swayze.
I think “MSPaint That Bitch Monday” was just replaced by “Minotaur Monday” for Daleena.
HAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Yeah, Google Centaur, seriously- just do it.
Minotaurs… Centaurs… poh-TAY-toh… poh-TAH-toh…
(That’s Matt-speak for “Ah, shit,...
If those of you in #tumblrs see me poking in and out, try not to be too annoyed. I’m trying to hang out for a bit, but I’m finding I don’t have the time that I used to when it comes to sitting in an IRC channel.
(Ah, for bygone days of #World’sEndTavern on events.scifi.com)
“The lesson from this entire NFL season is embarrassingly obvious and cliche:...”
– Jason Whitlock
Freakonomics: What do Prostitutes and Rice have in... →
They both get tossed at weddings.
Or…
The wild and dirty versions of both command premium prices.
Call me crazy, but I don’t think a pack of band aids in the supply drawer counts as a “first-aid kit”.
livejamie:
If you don’t mind, folks, I’d like to consider the option that we may just have to do it live.
If it helps, I’ll even write it. Also, perhaps we should replace the teleprompter? It seems to be in disrepair.
“Thomas Edison lobbied successfully for the word ‘hello’ to be used...”
– Modern Marvels: Retro Tech (via randyhaddock). You know, I always wondered why C. Montgomery Burns answered the phone that way. Awesome.
thedailywhat:
- And So It Begins: Film-style ratings for websites possible.
If you read the post, it’s a little scarier than that. They’re talking “safe harbor” hours. Love this little quote…
“This is not a campaign against free speech, far from it; it is simply there is a wider public interest at stake when it involves harm to other people. We have got to...
Ella: Daddy, what are leaves made of?
Me: Uhhh...
B: Ummm...
Me: ...
B: ...
Me: ... (furiously searching for some way to describe cells to a 4 year old)
B: ...
Me: ...
B: ...Carbon?
Just when you think things are getting pretty shitty, your car battery dies.
Honestly, 2008 cannot end fast enough.
(Did I say the same thing about 2007? I would kill to have 2007 back.)
WatchOh Ovie, what a beauty of a goal.
Watchthedailywhat:
Awesomest Video of the Day: The Great FAILS of 2008.
Bonus Fail: The video has no sound.
[via.]
See, Ella? That’s why you always wear your helmet.
Interesting find from sba…
Mother of God….the mother from A Christmas Story is Suzanne Hanrahan from Slap Shot.
HEY, HANRAHAN…
daleena:
indieandyy:
lindsayneedscoffee:
...
Eartha Kitt: Dead at 81 →
Wow, what are the odds?
Update: Thinking about it, I guess it’s about 365:1.
