January 2010
“There it is. The final fart of the decade.”
– suss2hyphens
Emptying 3 cans of silly string in 1 minute = Freaking hilarious
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Every year, Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve has featured less and less Dick Clark. Probably because it’s freaking depressing when he’s on camera.
Thank you.
wellthatsjustgreat:
It was August 3rd when I started this blog. I didn’t know what it was going to be. All that I knew was that I desperately needed to find a little island of creativity and freedom to provide me some respite from what was turning out to be the worst year of my life. Little did I know that the year would soon get even worse, and little did I know how important tumblr would...
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Did I just see a TV ad trying to pass off Taco...
Maybe if the Grade D meat gives you worms, perhaps.
December 2009
Watching the Rachel Ray talk show is fucking bizarre. She takes these breaks from the talk show part to cook. And the audience will just break out into applause at the weirdest moments.
I’m gonna add some garlic… some basil… and some cheddar cheese… and a diced mushroom CROWD GOES WILD
Finally watched The Dark Knight last night. I don’t know if you’ve heard, but it’s pretty good. Next up: I’ve heard good things about this Citizen Kane flick.
5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE
allpointsnorth:
Guess who has Nashy for the Olympics, bud? ;D
I’m pretty certain that Canada is already clearing out space in the trophy cabinet. A top line of Nash/Crosby/Iginla is just fucking scary.
Also, the CBJ has a nice little handful of Olympians this year. Nash, Tyutin, Modin, Pahlsson, Hejda (most likely), and recently-acquired Jurcina are all playing in Vancouver.
Top 10 NHL Plays of the Decade →
I love that #2 is Patrick Stefan whiffing on the open net.
(Also, and I know it’s damn near sacrilege, but I had no problem with the black and red Buffalo sweaters.)
We’ve lived in this apartment complex for about 6 years now. And I always thought it was a little weird that the maintenance guy was named Lauren.
Just found out a couple of weeks ago that it’s Lorne. That makes a little more sense.
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My daughter tried calamari… and liked it. Even after we told her what it was.
In other news, my daughter is awesome.
Who gets to be “Juice” now that Kristian Huselius and Milan Jurcina are both in Columbus?
fuckyeahhockey:
publicistslie:
“We are absolutely thrilled that Dropkick Murphys are performing at the 2010 Bridgestone NHL Winter Classic,” said Don Renzulli, NHL Senior Vice President of Events & Entertainment. “As performers and as hockey fans, the Dropkick Murphys bring a new level of excitement to this historic game.”
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Sending me a pissy e-mail while I’m on vacation? That’s class. Way to go.
I just made the weirdest snack. Regular wavy potato chips with pepper jack cheese melted over it.
I was kinda hoping it would be a party in my mouth, but it’s like someone is playing a CD of their really bad jam band.
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?
TOO BAD YOU’RE WATCHING THE BROWNS AND RAIDERS INSTEAD
“Urban Meyer is quitting for health reasons? When I don’t feel well, I just crap...”
– Joe Paterno. (Ok, not really. It’s Sports Pickle.) (via ihaveregrets) (via bowlsby)
If I win out the company fantasy football league over a guy who hasn’t logged in in nearly a month, is it legit?
I guess losing to him would be pretty humiliating…
That two hour nap really did a number on me. Can’t sleep right now.
Read a little bit of Outliers, which my wife got me for Christmas. Now I’m just gonna bum around online.
How To Tell A Joke - Roger Ebert →
(via toldorknown)
How 6 year olds talk to each other on Christmas
Guess what I got? OH THAT’S COOL Guess what I got? OH THAT’S COOL Guess what I got? OH THAT’S COOL Guess what I got? OH THAT’S COOL Guess what I got? OH THAT’S COOL Guess what I got? OH THAT’S COOL Guess what I got? OH THAT’S COOL Guess what I got? OH THAT’S COOL Guess what I got? OH THAT’S COOL Guess what I got?
hibbidybibbidy:
There are a lot of things I need to work on in 2010, mostly when it comes to my attitude about life. It’s the half-empty/half-full problem…I want to wake up every morning and be thankful that I’ve been allowed another day on this Earth, not consider it a chore to drag my lazy ass out of my little comfort zone. I want to be able to communicate with people openly and honestly.
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My mom got my daughter one of those Karaoke players that plugs into the TV and plays CD+Gs. And, in my infinite quest to not pay for anything, I’m having the worst time trying to find the software to burn these CDs. I’ll be damned if I’m buying software for one little thing, but Google has led me to nothing but overpriced software.
Anybody know anything about this insane format?
I have taken out 4 bags of wrapping paper and boxes to the dumpster. That is ridiculous.
Anyone else ever notice that no two songs rock less than Jingle Bell Rock and Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree?
