February 2010
I'm already writing the jokes for tomorrow...
“And the Pro Bowl was in action last night last night, Nobody Cares beat out Complete Indifference by a score of Why Bother to The Batman Symbol.”
“And the Pro Bowl was in action last night… I think Taylor Swift won. I dunno, I fell asleep and my wife changed the channel.”
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So she gets to finish now, right?
January 2010
allpointsnorth:
theloveyturtle:
Three people from my office are getting sent to Orlando next week. I get “awarded” and get to go to Cleveland. Can’t I be punished by going to Orlando? What can I screw up tomorrow to force this horrible thing to occur?
Cleveland rocks!!!
…If Drew Carey has taught us anything.
Drew Carey lied. He lied so very much. Not even the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is...
passthemike:
“No Diggity” - Blackstreet ft. Dr....
Apparently, my pants phoned in a post. Good for them.
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Watchwellthatsjustgreat:
Rewind Sunday
From November 18, 2009
Despite some sketchy audio recording on my part (cut me some slack, I’m new at this!), I like this as much as my first video that got much better traction. I know the insider tumblr jabs of my first one appealed more to the “family,” but I think this has some fun stuff (including me using my 50s style announcer voice to have fun with the...
k-troll:
thehighestheels:
I feel like I’m the only person in the world who likes the Winter Olympics more than the Summer ones!
(I can’t help it - I love curling!)
I’m with you 100%. Hockey, skiing, snowboarding, the luge, hells yes curling, speed skating. I am down with the Winter games.
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quakquaker:
Do you know what sucks?
Calling your ex and finding out she’s at her new boyfriend’s house.
Why do I bother anymore?
Because, despite our best attempts, we are human. And we need to be loved. Just like everybody else does.
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Bizarro tumblr glitch of the day
wellthatsjustgreat:
Soooooo my page just switched back to my old theme. Do I try to reinstall (which is a pain due to all the little custom tweaks) or wait and hope it switches back?
E-mail support. Maybe topher hasn’t dropped his iPhone into a giant martini at a Grammy event.
Welcome to Toledo: Where a friggin matinee movie is $7.75.
Isn’t it interesting that whenever I have nightmares about work, at least we have a better studio than what we have now? It’s like even in the worst case scenario, we at least have a better building.
Bobby Brown Ski Big Air Gold - ESPN Video - ESPN →
ohtrouble:
Watch this. I don’t see how anyone could not be impressed by this. My mind is boggled.
That’s redonkulous.
Alex Payne — On the iPad →
livejamie:
“I’d never be a programmer today”
Money quote:
The iPad was pitched by Steve Jobs yesterday as a response to netbooks. It is not a mobile device, per se. Rather, the iPad is competing with full-fledged (if small and ugly) computers capable of running arbitrary programs and operating systems. Play all the category games you want, but the iPad is a personal computer. Apple has...
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School bans the dictionary (Yes, the dictionary)... →
wellthatsjustgreat:
joshsuth:
Apparently because the dictionary contained the term “oral sex,” it was deemed not suitable for the classroom.
I’m digging a hole and climbing in. The morons are in charge and there’s no taking the world back now.
Sure we can. We just have to hope we never have to define anything while we’re doing it.
You can tell it's a badly needed Friday when you...
slowdanceontheinside:
“I knowww! And he’s Canadian!! And tall!! Which means I love him more than if he was just American!!!!”
— Me. yes those words just came out of my mouth. i wish it was the first time.
Well, there is an exchange rate, you know.
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“R.I.P., Howard Zinn and J.D. Salinger. Maybe their funerals can be grossly...”
– mattufford
I’m always really proud of the diversity of my dashboard: I follow liberals and conservatives, athiests and catholics, straight and gay, and nearly every nationality you could think of. I love you all… until a major political event happens, and my dash becomes a damned warzone. y’alls are the best. :)
pynchonpie-deactivated20100215 asked: You're right about the iPad. I'm a devoted Apple fanboy, but they're greatly restricting themselves by not allowing Flash on either the iPhone or iPad, by not allowing multitasking on either, and by not allowing other carriers to be on the iPhone. I probably won't get the iPad (mainly because I don't have money). The conception art was much better than the real deal imo.
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“Just once I want an Apple product to end with an exclamation mark so people...”
– suss2hyphens
how DO you make it to 29 without knowing you PEEL...
bowlingalleylawyer:
some days I almost wish he was literally retarded. it would explain so much.
I made it to about 25 without knowing you could just twist the lid of milk jugs to get that little ring off. All that time I spent pulling that ring off with my fingernails.
Today’s 7:30am Sportscast. I wouldn’t...